About Me

My name is Susan Jane Robertson, but you can call me 'Sue'. I work in the travel business for a major international organisation. This means that I can get too-good-to-be-true deals on travel bookings including flights, hotels and currency.

It's a bit risky, as I put these things through a personal staff benefits scheme, but I do it for all my friends, so it's all going to be fine, believe me.

Testimony

"Sue booked some amazing travel deals for me. I was initially concerned, as I had to give her huge amounts of cash up-front. Although Sue never delivered anything due to various problems, she has told me she will refund the money, once everything is resolved.

I still haven't had my money back, but Sue has promised to keep me updated, which is a relief.

Sandra 'Sandy' Steele, Hove, Sussex

References

I give you my word. But don't take my word for it, just ask Sussex Police who are keen to track me down to discuss some of my out-of-this-world deals.

Example Deals

Here are some examples of the unreasonably good deals I can offer:

Convert Pounds Ster£ing to €uros at a rate of £1 to €1.55!
Convert Pounds Ster£ing to US Dollar$ at a rate of £1 to $1.75!
Flights from London to Africa on British Airways for just £295 return!
Flights from London to the USA on British Airways for just £495 return!
Vouchers for Cote restaurant with a face value of £20 for just £10 each!
Hotel bookings at the Hilton hotel chain for just £40 per night!

But hurry, these deals are time limited as I may retire soon, get them quick before they disappear.

Swing By

You will find me skulking around a pub somewhere in Sussex. As a heavy smoker, you will often find me outside in some quiet corner rubbing my hands together laughing at all the money I've conned you out of as it's cold.

My favourite haunts include The Pilot Inn, The Ship Inn and The London & County in Eastbourne. In fact anywhere that I can solicit new suckers customers.

Or just give me a call on 07927 905610.

The Small Print

There are many risks associated with these unbelievable deals, but you don't need to worry about them:

I am undergoing treatment for cancer. When your currency / flights / hotel are due to be delivered, I may be too unwell to collect them.
My lesbian lover has thrown me out and I can no longer access details of the promised currency or bookings.
I am under investigation at work for misuse of staff perks, and they won't release the currency or bookings yet.
My solicitor is trying to get the currency and bookings released by the company but the company is being stubborn.

I can't offer you a refund as my bank requires me to go into the branch to validate any transfers, and they keep getting it wrong. But don't worry, I'll keep you fully updated, and once the situation is resolved, I will provide the promised things, or return your money. I'm not lying about this, honest.

Visitors

Thank you for stopping by my web-site. Just so that you know, when you visit a web-site, quite a large amount of personal information is stored by the web-site, whether you like it or not. Information such as where you are, what type of device you are using, which other web-sites you have visited is all available for free. Being such a law-abiding citizen, I have agreed to provide all of this information to Sussex Police who are my best friends. Some examples:

Your internet is provided by 'Ec2 2 5 Us East 2 Compute Amazonaws' (bet you didn't know that).
This is the first time you have visited this web-site.

The Last Word

I like to be obstruse and furtive, so here are some words of wisdom specially for you.

Ne'er a borrower nor a lender be. A worker bee for all to see. See a bee, be a sea. CB, hee hee.

Old English Saying (Modified)